OUCH!!
I’m not sure how to say this… but I got shot in the ass this week. Now before you get all freaked out thinking about blood, hospitals, and things like that… it wasn’t ‘that’ kind of a gun. Allow me to explain.
I decided to stop by work at the pizza place this weekend. A couple of teenage co-workers were there as well. I greeted everyone, and was talking when Shin sent me a text message. I grabbed my phone, read the message, and decided to respond. So I turned around, and started to walk away while tapping out a reply on my phone when I heard a *SNAP*!!! The next thing I know, my right butt cheek REALLY FU**ING HURT!
I didn’t know it yet, but I had been shot in the ass with a bb-gun. I quickly turned around, in pain, and everyone was just standing there (the punk teenager managed to stash the bb-gun in his backpack before I looked). Then they all started laughing. It took a minute, but the pain slowly went away, and the twit showed me his bb-gun. It wasn’t the old styled copper metal 2mm projectile bb-gun, this one shot a slightly larger, very HARD plastic bb-ball, that left a very nice red mark on my ass cheek!
The average bb-gun that shot 2mm round copper metal bb’s could fly at about 450fps (feet per second). This is actually enough to kill birds, and other small creatures. His bb-gun can shoot at about 400fps, but thankfully the ‘bb’ itself was plastic, and larger, or I could have ended up with an extra useless HOLE in my ass!
Revenge is wonderful thing…
He apologized several times, but that didn’t stop me from describing all the ways I could get even with him. This included ideas like stun-gunning him (look up taser or stun-gun online). After a while, he was terrified what I would do to get even with him. He even offered to let me throw a pizza dough-ball at his head or punch him in the stomach… anything to settle the score right away. It was priceless.
I really don’t have any plan to get even, at least not in a specific way. I just want to freak him out for a while. I’m gonna have fun with this for weeks 
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